1. Everyone: I want the D
    2. One Piece fandom: we have the D
     
  1. rafira:

    rjinswand:

    dingraha:

    burgerrr:

    cisgender:

    i could masturbate to this article that’s how much it pleases me

    everything about this screams fedora 

    oh my god this is fucking incredible oh my god

    holy shit

    and when you go to a restaurant and eat something cooked by man, that’s where another man put something inside your body that I didn’t. And when the male dentist looks inside your mouth, that’s where another man invaded your mouth. And when the male cashier sells you those clothes, every time you wear them you will think of him, not me.

    i can’t breathe

    (via kyouminai)

     

  2. mentakingup2muchspaceonthetrain:

    The following is a crowdsourced poem, its lines excerpted from the messages of men writing in to defend their balls. Please read it as a continuous composition. The poem will be updated periodically. Thank you for your time.

    do you want to know why guys cant close their legs as much as women?…

    protect the nuts!!

     
  3. blue man group!!!

     
  4. one day, i will learn how to place nipples in the appropriate places without having to guess like 10+ times.

     
  5. fuckingrecipes:

    roachpatrol:

    inklesspen:

    cdrsarahpalmer:

    KAIJU SUSHI (a dessert)

    I saw Pacific Rim today and all I could think about during the scene [SPOILER] when Hannibal’s organ harvesters are inside the dead Kaiju [/SPOILER] was "Wow, if Kaiju weren’t horrible abominations that are probably incapable of being digested by humans, I bet they’d be great on the sushi market!" 

    So, Kaiju sushi. It’s a super-thick altered rice pudding recipe with berry-flavored blue jello on top. The textures are similar so they don’t taste out-of-tune with each other, and it’s mostly creamy rice pudding with a splash of fruitiness from the jello. TL;DR - if you don’t like rice pudding, you probably shouldn’t eat this. 

    Instruction/Recipe Post soon to follow {HERE}

    i need this in my mouth

    SCREAMS IF YOU MADE THEM JELLO SHOTS THEN THE BURN OF THE ALCOHOL COUD SUBSTITUTE FOR THE AMMONIA BLOOD OR WHATEVER IT IS KAIJU GOT UP ONS AND IT WOULD ALSO FUCK YOU RIGHT UP

    SOMEONE COME AND HAVE A PACIFIC RIM PARTY WITH ME RIGHT THE GODDAMN HELL NOW

    YEAAAAH!

    I’M INCLUDING A LINK FOR MOTHERFUCKERS WHO WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT GELATIN/JELLO AND HOW TO MAKE THAT SHIT SUPER ALCOHOLIC.

    >BAM

    THAT LINK IS SO HARDCORE IT EVEN SHOWS ROCKSTARS HOW TO MAKE VEGAN JELLO! 

    *backflips into the sunset*

    Jello Shot Science: an Addition to the Link

    If compared, the amount of jello powder required for jello shots versus regular jello is higher. This is because alcohol disrupts the hydrogen bonding that occurs in the ‘jello’ molecules. ‘Jello’ molecules refers to the molecules that are responsible for making the gel matrix, as jello is a heterogenous mixture of tasty. Ergo, if you want the gel to form, you must use more jello powder. Now get shitty to fight the kaijus cause i aint doing that shit sober. 

     
  6. blahbobloblaw:

    uberzers:

    I was expecting an explanation at the end of this but there wasn’t any. 

    grizzime

    actually me though, how did you get these pictures. 

    (Source: blackspider)

     
  7. A sketch

     
  8. My notebook turned sketchbook.

     

  9. asexual-not-a-sexual:

    Things the UCSB shooting should prompt discussion about:

    1. Violence against women
    2. A man’s sense of obligation to the bodies of women
    3. Rape culture
    4. Violence against women
    5. How masculinity is connected to lose of virginity
    6. Violence against women
    7. Gun control 
    8. Violence against women 
    9. How women are called “sluts” for having sex but then literally murdered for not having sex
    10. Violence against women
    11. Violence against women 
    12. Violence against women

    (via lecterings)

     
  10. thebobloblaw:

    compoundchem:

    The colours & chemistry of some common pH indicators: http://wp.me/p4aPLT-aM

    PDF download via the above link, and also available to purchase in large poster form here.

    why didn’t i have this when i was still in school?

    i had a methyl orange solution turn red. that was unexpected and slightly disappointing because that was high on the list of things that shouldn’t happen. 

    (via blahbobloblaw)

     
  11. thebobloblaw:

    chroniclesofachemist:

    Those are fucking PHOTOS of molecules I dont fucking know how to react when I was in school they told me this shit is impossible look at this beauty you even see the doublebonding oh my fucking god tahts so fucking beautiful.

    mfw microscopes are getting this good

    image

    SOURCE

    OH mygOD 

    some PROOF!

    holy shit my major isn’t filling me with lies

    (via blahbobloblaw)

     
  12. scientific-women:

    someauthorgirl:

    The many epic bitch faces of Special Agent Dana Katherine Scully (medical doctor)

    This is one of the most important posts ever created.

    Oops I hit reblog.

    (Source: x-cetera)

     
  13. (Source: sansabird, via otakugangsta)

     
  14. thebobloblaw:

    Toad sure knew how to party.

    omg.

    Toad and I can hang

    (via blahbobloblaw)